Sunday, March 1, 2015

You Might Be a Wargamer...

If you can afford a new car with the money you spent on miniatures... You might be a war gamer.

If you've ever been told by your girlfriend that "it's the Land Raider or me".. You might be a War gamer.

If your idea of a night out of drinking involves a case of Mountain Dew...You might be a war gamer.

If the only thing keeping your table even is a stack of old army lists you put under one leg... You might be a war gamer.

If you know of nothing that says "I love you" more than getting your girlfriend a Crown Royal bag you EMPTIED earlier... You might be a War gamer.

If your sense of time revolves around how much time is left in the round... You might be a War gamer.

If your family vacation consists of little plastic men, dice and an overpriced hotel room for your loved ones while you're busy... You might be a war gamer.

If you determine the color of your house by the CHAPTER of your Marines... You might be a War gamer.

If your reason for not owning a home is explained in terms of the cost of Games Workshops rapid fire release schedule recently... You might be a war gamer... "Just can't afford it right now, the Codex's are coming too fast".

If the sense of irony is thick enough to cut it with a knife when you're telling your CHILDREN to clean up their toys... You might be a War gamer.

If the only serious writing you've done in the past tn years was to write a paragraph explaining WHY 27 Auto Cannons is "fluffy"... You might be a War gamer.

If your cousin Earl looks at you funny because he asked you to go to the Casino with him and you keep yelling "I'm going to cheat on this one"... You might be a War gamer. Crazy Malifaux players.

If it's choice between eating or finishing the paint on your newest unit, and your wife grabs the paint brushes... You might be a War gamer.

If your only circle of friends wears nothing but witty one liners on their shirts... You might be a war gamer.

If Uncle Atkinson always says "why I remember you when you owned just THREE armies.." as his way of waxing NOSTALGIC... You might be a War gamer.

When you answer every invitation for social events, like funerals, with "I'll see if there's a tournament that weekend"... You might be a War gamer.